I'm jealous of your bromance
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How does it feel to date your dad?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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