If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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