ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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