i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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