I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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