i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Acid is not a monday night drug
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
is it fun? or sober?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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