Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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