is your mom at the bar?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
