So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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