But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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That's how twitter works, right?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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