so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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