Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
