What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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