We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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