Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize