Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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