I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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