road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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