I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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