Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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