have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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