I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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