Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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