how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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