When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
