Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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