idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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