i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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