oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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