Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have already put on my inside pants.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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