Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize