Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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