if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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