Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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