My hair reeks of homosexuality.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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