I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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