You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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