Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Randomize
