Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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