Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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