in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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