Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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