I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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