So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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