brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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