i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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