we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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