dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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