New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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