Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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