Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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