I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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